Ok so there I was, wandering the ether world that is the web, searching for a collection of the best conspiracy theories to point and laugh at..........well I may have found the best of the lot.........
There is this really halfwitted reporter by the name of Jane Burgermeister,In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.Specifically, evidence is presented that the defendants, Barack Obama, President of the U.S, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services, Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, David de Rotschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria, and Alois Stoger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain.
..................Whatever she is on I don't want any,that is one scary trip.
Just read the first paragraph of this document she produced...
http://www.scribd.com/doc/17044769/Evidence-of-the-Use-of-Pandemic-Flu-to-Depopulate-USA
The poor woman is barking,but it gets even better.........Michael Jackson was murdered with a stolen Russian weapon because he supported her............. http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70290
I absolutely love conspiracy theories,as if life isn't difficult enough to understand,you have all these people who think Occam's razor is used for shaving.

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
6. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
11. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
12. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
13. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
14. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
15. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
16. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
17. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
18. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
19. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
20. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

I just had a woman from over the road knock on my door claiming she has been told by her GP to let the neighbourhood know she has swine flu...........I explained in words of one syllable that she was a lying bovine, doctors do not suggest spreading the disease to asthmatic neighbours..................grrrr

Because it's nearly time to make them, I thought you might like to see an old blog of mine about making lavender bottles:

You need 17 stalks of freshly picked lavender
40 ins of 1/4 ins wide baby ribbon
2ft of sewing cotton


Take 17 long stalks of freshly picked lavender





Tie them together with cotton just below the flower heads. Wind the cotton around the flower heads a bit to hold everything together.





Bend stalks up, one at a time to form a cage around the flower heads. This should make a cage like bottle containing the flowers about 3 1/2 inches tall




Cut a piece of baby ribbon about 29 inches long. Secure it at the base of the bottle, then weave it through the stems, in, out and around, until you get to the top. Tie it off.




Wind the remaining ribbon around the top and tie it in a bow.

Anyone who knows me well will tell you I have been avidly studying influenza and virology since 1997,the obsession started with H5N1 otherwise known as bird or avian influenza.So I am fairly up on the goings on around this unpredictable disease.
I am supplying my sources for all this info at the bottom of this page.
The government are saying that death certificates are going to be fast tracked to help docs cope with Swine flu,the details released after the autopsy on the doc who died in Northampton say he died of pulmonary embolism ,in case you didn't know that can be a result of ARDS brought on by the viral pneumonia that he was suffering from,this is the most complex way I can imagine that one denies flu as a cause of death while actually saying it was the cause.A whole load of the tamiflu we have stockpiled in this country goes out of date in the early part of this Autumn,the powers that be are talking about extending its death date.Britain's medical chief, Sir Liam Donaldson said "between 30 to 35% of people could come down with the virus this winter." I wonder how many of us have an underlying medical condition,asthma,heart disease,high blood pressure,diabetes,kidney or liver disease,obesity,pregnancy the list goes on and on,seems to me that being alive in the first place is an underlying medical condition.
The virus hasn't yet changed to become more dangerous,but lets do the numbers,if 10% of my village,say a hundred people normally get seasonal flu and out of those 1% die,what happens when you get 30 to 35% sick a good percentage of those with underlying conditions? even if you stick to the 1% figure 1% of 350 is more dead than 1% of 100.I really hope this flu peters out and becomes a simple seasonal flu really quickly or we will all be in trouble.
Oh and don't rely on a safe vaccine before November time.
Even more worrying are reports coming in from Indonesia of a vet who has tested positive for swine flu that he thinks he caught from sick chickens.......lets hope no chicken gets H5N1 at the same time as it gets H1N1,the current case fatality ratio for bird flu is hovering around sixty percent.Maybe we should all try ginger tea
http://www.swineflunews.org/news/wire/philippines/www.manilatimes.net/national/2009/july/15/yehey/life/20090715lif1.html


Sources
Underlying conditions
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/28/health/policy/28flu.html?_r=1

Death certificates
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6714709.ece

Tamiflu death dates
http://thejobbingdoctor.blogspot.com/2009/07/we-all-love-tamiflu.html

Extending the dates on tamiflu
http://www.nursinginpractice.com/default.asp?title=Tamiflushelflifecanbeextended&page=article.display&article.id=16633

The doctors death as commented on by a top epidemiologist.
http://scienceblogs.com/effectmeasure/2009/07/swine_flu_how_not_to_report_a.php

Liam Donaldson
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/07/15/swine-flu-virus-could-last-5-years-says-medic-115875-21520568/

Vaccine wait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqaJxASCVGM

A rough translation of press report from Indonesia.
http://birdflucorner.wordpress.com/2009/07/15/tangerang-banten-vets-family-infected-by-ah1n1-virus/

What is it with cats ?
This morning I was asleep having had a dreadful night,the cat was pawing and paddling,nudging and stomping on me........why oh why did I not either bash him or get up ? instead I lay there getting pummelled and pretending to be asleep....
Time and again this happens and still I behave as though the cat is a human who can listen to my fake sleep-breathing and will go away and leave me in peace.
Simon's cat for those who haven't seen it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
and even better a real life version.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gknp-8ltmE

It’s a strange old world.
It gets stranger by the minute. So we’re in a recession , recession means that we all tighten our belts, hope we keeps our jobs, and really watch the pennies.
Hmmmmm,
Driving back this morning I encountered a veritable convoy of Caravans, sleep in horse boxes, and the latest addition to our roads, the motor home.
Now it seems to me to qualify to drive any of these things you have to first be totally insensitive to speed, absolutely naïve when it comes to the wind flow when overtaking lorries, and have the ability to pack as much crap as possible into as small a space as possible. – oh the speed limits don’t count either ….
The other prerequisites are that you absolutely pack the kitchen sink, along with any un- washed washing up, the babies nappies and the dog. You fit all this garbage into an aluminium box that has sat on your driveway for the past 11 months blocking your neighbours view of the ‘odd goings on ‘ across the road, and proceed to drive south on any old motorway at the maximum speed your worn out clutch will allow.
Ah yes and if you’re towing a caravan or a trailer then the first rule is the number plates must not match. The second rule is to screw up the wiring so when you indicate left the towed vehicle indicates turn right, or a brake light comes on. The third rule which is especially important if you’re a trailer owner is to check and make sure that at least one tyre is under inflated, the other over, or for extra special freedom on the road, try tyres of different sizes.
Caravan owners must also have compulsory bike racks on the back of said vehicle, at least 2 aerials on the roof and must follow the other unwritten caravaners rule. If you have a nice new 4 x 4 with shiny bits then your caravan must be at least 15 years old with it’s handbrake permanently on. If you have a worn out salooney thing with dice dancing in it, then the van must be brand spanking new, fitted with a motor bike rack on the back and at least 3 aerials.
And now to sleep in horse boxes ……….
Look it’s simple …… a frigging horse has 4 legs ,it walks, trots, even gallops - if you bet on another horse ,but the main point is … it’s mobile. There are loads of fields adjacent to motorways you can drive it on, they even jump fences , so why bottle up this or these 4 legged rangerovers in a box. Even worse , far worse in fact ….. who would want to sleep in the proximity of horse poo ?
and here’s a thought to conjure with …… DO NOT HAVE AN ACCIDENT WITH ANY OF THESE VEHICLES ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM ANYTHING. Why? Because their shit tanks are all full of unmentionables, ready to cover the unsuspecting motorist in the most vile of substances.
Finally ,( I can go on you know ) here is something to conjure with. A double ensuite room with telly, a loo with drains and a heating system included in the price costs between £29.00 and £65.00 per night . You buy a caravan for £15,000 and it will last say 6 years. You have 2 weeks holiday a year = 14 days @ £50 = £700 for an hotel or £3,600 for 6 years. And you’re buying a caravan ?

I just want to be involved.................................

do a not blog blog ?

Really just wanted to try the smilies

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