It's a bloody conspiracy.

Ok so there I was, wandering the ether world that is the web, searching for a collection of the best conspiracy theories to point and laugh at..........well I may have found the best of the lot.........
There is this really halfwitted reporter by the name of Jane Burgermeister,In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.Specifically, evidence is presented that the defendants, Barack Obama, President of the U.S, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services, Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, David de Rotschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria, and Alois Stoger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain.
..................Whatever she is on I don't want any,that is one scary trip.
Just read the first paragraph of this document she produced...
http://www.scribd.com/doc/17044769/Evidence-of-the-Use-of-Pandemic-Flu-to-Depopulate-USA
The poor woman is barking,but it gets even better.........Michael Jackson was murdered with a stolen Russian weapon because he supported her............. http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70290
I absolutely love conspiracy theories,as if life isn't difficult enough to understand,you have all these people who think Occam's razor is used for shaving.
Posted 31 July 2009 at 7:36PM

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The principle that we should always prefer the simplest explanation of events? Nah! I like the complicated version - let Occam use his razor for his hairy bits! :-)
Posted 1 August 2009 at 2:04PM by Masquerade
Don't be too sure. Us conspiracy theorists are quite sure that they plan to use virus warfare to control and modify the population. It hasn't escaped our notice that swine flu was more deadly to it's original mexican victims! And they would do it without a second thought, look at the way the servicemen were experimented on at Porton Down and don't volunteer for any flu cures/studies. Michael Jackson was killed by microwaves!!!! Do you think my aluminium foil helmet will be sufficient? or shall I double it up? And I've always thought Occams razor was lazy thinking. Take the first convenient solution that fits. It will be correct 90% of the time but it doesn't leave any room for creativity, inspiration or genius
Posted 1 August 2009 at 4:41PM by Twizzle
:-)
Posted 2 August 2009 at 12:14PM by Masquerade